quotes of Cynthia Nelms; 7 quotes

"Texans are proof that the world was populated by aliens"

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"If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks."

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"Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it."

"Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated."

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"The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials."

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"If men liked shopping, they'd call it research."

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"Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

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