quotes of Craig Bruce; 50 quotes

"The Thought Police: To censor and protect."

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"Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be."

"Temporary solutions often become permanent problems."

"Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth!"

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"When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it."

"It's funny how most activists are pacifists."

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"Think Tank, noun: The shower."

"You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for."

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"I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'"

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"The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1."

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